I just received this email

“Your order for our air commuter services has been received and processed. The chopper will be at your disposal from 0.15 friday to 8.45 p.m. sunday. Once again, our rates are:
1 hour in the air: 400$
Takeoff / Landing: 230$
1 hour idle time on the ground: 74$
Longest period in the air is 5 hours.
When flying for longer distances, a second pilot is needed, and the cost consequently grows by 146$ per hour.

With respect to you
Dominque Goodwin

Fingerprint: 5c872af8-af34b6f8

Me: Fingerprint? odd but nice touch.

OH Dear! (slaps hands to cheeks) who is using my credit card?! Oh and there is a doc to download- Yeeeeah!

Next thing you know I will be chosen to assist a deposed Nigerian Prince gain his millions back….